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Breakfast of Cultists Fitted Racerback Tank – 100% FACTose Intolerant Political Satire Top
$16.99
Low tolerance for nonsense. High fiber in facts.
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Start the day with facts — not fantasies.
The Breakfast of Cultists – 100% FACTose Intolerant Racerback Tank is sharp political satire served cereal-box style. Designed to parody blind loyalty and misinformation, this tank delivers its message with bright colors, bold lettering, and zero patience for willful ignorance.
Lightweight, comfortable, and made to spark conversations, this racerback is perfect for rallies, protests, casual wear, or anywhere you’re tired of pretending facts are optional. If you’ve got no tolerance for cult thinking and a healthy appetite for reality, this one’s for you.
No spoon required.
Please note: Fitted tanks run 1-2 sizes small – please adjust sizing accordingly.
| Weight | .2 lbs |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 12 × 10 × 1 in |
| Color | Athletic, Banana, Black, Cardinal, Mint, Navy, Orange, Purple, Raspberry, Royal Blue, Tahiti |
| Size | S, M, L, XLarge, 2XLarge |
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