PRESALE Not Your Grandma’s Tea Party — Holiday Edition

Four sassy teas. One holiday collection. Plenty of attitude.

Who says tea time has to be proper? Certainly not us.

Introducing Not Your Grandma’s Tea Party — Holiday Edition, a limited-edition loose-leaf tea collection from Not Your Podcast.

Whether you’re spilling the tea with your besties, surviving family holiday drama, or shopping for someone delightfully unfiltered, we’ve got a blend for that.

Meet the teas

🎃 Petty Pumpkin — Pumpkin Spice
Warm, cozy, and just a little petty. All the pumpkin spice goodness you crave, with none of the fake holiday cheer.

🍒 Cranberry Clapback — Cranberry Spice
Sweet, tart, and ready with a comeback. A holiday-inspired blend for anyone who always gets the last word.

🍬 Peppermint, PLEASE! — Peppermint
Cool, refreshing, and completely unbothered. Because sometimes the only appropriate response is… PLEASE!

🫖 Little Sips, Big Opinions — Caffeine-Free Family Blend
A comforting herbal blend for sharing a little tea and a whole lot of opinions.

What’s included

• One 2-ounce package of each of the four blends
• 8 ounces of loose-leaf tea total
• Festive, holiday-inspired packaging
• Empty tea bags to fill and steep your own
• Free shipping

The collection may yield approximately 130 cups when brewed and resteeped. Actual yield varies by blend, serving size, strength, and preparation.

Holiday presale: $91, shipping included

The regular price after launch will be $99. Order during presale to save $8.

Give the collection as a gift or keep all four blends for yourself. We won’t judge.

Presale and shipping details

This collection is a one-time purchase. Payment is collected when you place your order.

Presale orders are estimated to ship during the first week of December 2026. In-stock merchandise ordered with your tea will ship separately.

Not Your Podcast
Too bold to be boring. Too sassy to sip quietly.